So its been a few weeks... or months since the divorce was final. I finished all the adult things I could stomach. Get child support. Refinance the house. Change the title to the car.
Boo. That's as far as I could go. I still need to go to the DMV and SS office to change my name. 8 months and counting since the divorce.
So now I am venturing into dating. Where to go. I never dated before. Where is one supposed to go? How does one find a safe person. And why the hell do I get so many dick pics. Is that supposed to turn me on? Really I just end up sending that to the freaking trash can. I don't want to see a dick pic.
Gee thanks Craigslist, Tinder, KIK and Facebook Messenger for all the awful pics.
I think I'd rather be a lesbian. At least boobs are pretty.
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